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dorkstrider:

high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone

(via charmingsprincess)

animalsbeingdicks:

“If they didn’t want them STACKED in this order, they wouldn’t be SIZED this way, DEBRA!”

animalsbeingdicks:

Remember that Disney movie where the raccoon and chimp were best of friends? Me neither. 

animalsbeingdicks:

Same every Thanksgiving. Cat Uncle gets way too drunk and starts ranting about the gays just before falling over and passing out. 

animalsbeingdicks:

Kitty trainer would’ve been a better motivator for my workout this morning.

Also go support the Kickstarter for the Retro Game Crunch. It’s a whole bunch of games for a little monies.

animalsbeingdicks:

Who you tryin’ to get crazy with, ese? Don’t you know I’m loco?

animalsbeingdicks:

Steve…we need to talk. I don’t know how to say this but…I think we need a break.